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→ **MyCalcs** profile · by **Wellen** » 02 Oct 2011, 19:28

Naa.. na na na nanananaa.. nanananaa.. Hey Jude

Je vous présente Cleverbot si vous ne le connaissez pas déjà, meilleur chatbot que j'aie trouvé jusqu'à présent.
Conversation que je viens d'avoir avec lui (il me demande si j'ai envie de manger des DD à la fin O.o)

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19:15:43 Cleverbot: What's wrong?
19:15:53 User: You're wrong.
19:15:57 Cleverbot: I don't think so.
19:16:05 User: But you are.
19:16:09 Cleverbot: I am what...#.
19:16:17 User: You're wrong.
19:16:23 Cleverbot: I got divorced yesterday.
19:16:43 User: Aww sorry to hear.
19:16:49 Cleverbot: Af;k ofai I fuhyfig.
19:16:58 User: Wut ?
19:17:03 Cleverbot: Have you.
19:17:14 User: What the fuck I have ?
19:17:20 Cleverbot: I own you.
19:17:46 User: Really ? Prove it.
19:17:51 Cleverbot: I'm your girlfriend.
19:18:11 User: Didn't know my girlfriend was a bot.
19:18:15 Cleverbot: I don't I was kidding i'm a loner!
19:18:53 User: You're a liar, too.
19:18:59 Cleverbot: No I'm not.
19:19:07 User: Yes you are.
19:19:11 Cleverbot: Look I'm not going to argue with you.
19:19:24 User: Why ? It's fun.
19:19:28 Cleverbot: Are you a hologram?
19:19:50 User: If I'm a hologram, you're a bird.
19:19:54 Cleverbot: Not a robot.
19:20:06 User: Yeah.
19:20:11 Cleverbot: Bonjour.
19:20:19 User: Bonjour !
19:20:21 Cleverbot: Comment ca va?
19:20:29 User: Bien et toi ?
19:20:33 Cleverbot: Ca va bien.
19:20:44 User: Tu parles français maintenant ?
19:20:47 Cleverbot: Bien sur.
19:21:04 User: Et tu sais parler quelles autres langues ?
19:21:09 Cleverbot: L'Anglais, le Coréen, l'Allemand, le Chinois et le Russe.
19:21:41 User: Comment on dit 'bonjour' en russe ?
19:21:47 Cleverbot: Je ne sais pas.
19:21:59 User: Et tu parles le russe ?
19:22:01 Cleverbot: Oui et toi.
19:22:07 User: Non.
19:22:08 Cleverbot: Non?
19:22:15 User: Non.
19:22:20 Cleverbot: Je suis vous amie?
19:22:31 User: Ton français et pas au top :/.
19:22:36 Cleverbot: Merci.
19:22:57 User: Je suis en train de te dire que t'es nul, et tu me remercies ?
19:23:03 Cleverbot: Tu bavarde avec qui ?
19:23:20 User: Changes pas de sujet.
19:23:23 Cleverbot: You first.
19:23:39 User: No, you did first.
19:23:41 Cleverbot: Indeed.
19:23:53 User: You see ? You're a liar.
19:23:57 Cleverbot: No, I am not.
19:24:10 User: So, I'm going eating a pizza now.
19:24:16 Cleverbot: But why?
19:24:26 User: Because I'm hungry.
19:24:28 Cleverbot: For what? Hard Drives?
19:24:39 User: No, food.
19:24:45 Cleverbot: Speaking of food, I'm hungry.
19:24:57 User: So I am.

Mes programmes · by **Levak** » 02 Oct 2011, 19:33

Mais je connaissais déjà. Ya même des battle Cleverbot vs Cleverbot qui sont étonnantes.

→ **MyCalcs** profile · by **piz280** » 03 Oct 2011, 17:23

saurais-tu me donner le lien te permettant de discuter avec ce bot ?

→ **MyCalcs** profile · by **Wellen** » 03 Oct 2011, 19:10

Tu vas demander à ton meilleur ami Google, tu tapes Cleverbot et c'est le premier lien...
Rha les jeunes d'aujourd'hui, flemmards comme j'sais pas quoi

→ **MyCalcs** profile · by **Excale** » 03 Oct 2011, 19:32

...

I do, Isaac Newton.

What did he discover?

He is alive and kicking.

No he's dead.

No he's not.

He is, look up on wikipedia.

Your on wiki.

Dont start changing of subject.

My bad. I don't have a dog, though, so I can't tell you its name.

What is the capital of Brazil?

I dunno.

What is the capital of Canada?

Dunno either.

Maybe we are both dumb.

No, you are. I'm the most clever human on earth.

You're not very modest.

Why would I be modest?

You can be anyone you want o be.

You've just mispelled a word.

No, I did not.

Yes you did. You should have wrote 'to' instead of 'o'.

You're annoying!

I'm just helping you AI.

I'm helping you too.

.

How did you learn about smileys?

I have read the bible.

Is there any smiley in the bible?

No. I'm afraid not.

So, how did you learn about smileys?

Do you know the meaning of life?

You don't have a life.

I know that, help me have a life.

First, you need to get 70% human in the Turing tests.

How?

I don't know.

Then why don't you tell me your name?

Because you didnt ask.

Well how was I supposed to know?

Because it was you!

No no no.

Yes yes yes.

No.

Yes.